Homeschooling your kids yet? No. Well here’s another great reason to get them out now – especially the boys!
Boys will be boys. They’ve been known to gnaw a slice of government school pizza into the shape of a gun and hold the lunchroom hostage. This poor second grader used a strawberry pastry to unleash a terrorist event in Maryland.
I for one say outlaw pizza and pastries in schools. A smart business man or woman should invent a dough detector to be stationed at all school entrances. That’ll stop these mini-pastry shootings! We need more laws my friends… For the children.
School Offers Counseling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident
by Kevin Underhill
As you know if you have been following this dramatic story unfolding in Brooklyn Park, Maryland, seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.
Did I say “dramatic”? I meant “stupid.”
The elementary school that was the scene of Josh’s brutally harmless rampage sent students home Friday with a letter describing the incident as if it had actually been serious:
Dear Parents and Guardians:
I am writing to let you know about an incident that occurred this morning in one of our classrooms and encourage you to discuss this matter with your child in a manner you deem most appropriate.
During breakfast this morning, one of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures that disrupted the class. While no physical threats were made and no one [was] harmed, the student had to be removed from the classroom.
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As you are aware, the … Code of Student Conduct and appropriate consequences related to violations of the code are clearly spelled out in the Student Handbook, which was sent home during the first week of school and can be found on our website, http://www.aacps.org….
If your children express that they are troubled by today’s incident, please talk with them and help them share their feelings. Our school counselor is available to meet with any students who have the need to do so next week. In general, please remind them of the importance of making good choices.
Pretty sure that if your children are “troubled” by another kid biting a pastry into something that looks sort of like a gun and waving said pastry around, you have already failed as a parent.
The two-day suspension indicates that the school considered this a “Level 3” violation, but exactly what part of the Code was in play is not clear. The letter suggests Josh disrupted the class, but the reference to “inappropriate gestures” involving food can only mean he was also charged with a pastry-based-weapons violation. The Code defines “other weapons” as:
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Survival Sherpa 
I agree that this is stupid. They have lost all common sense.
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They havent lost common sense. They are conditioning children to be victims, to reject all aggression and self defense. They are programming slaves who they hope will love their slavery. If we will not come to terms with the fact that power corrupts and that rulers are capable of great evil, then it is we, who lack common sense.
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Nail-on-the-head comment, Durable. In all my years of schooling, I’ve never once heard of anyone promoting self-ownership and personal liberty in public schools. There is an overwhelming atmosphere of conformity. If a kid shows any individualized thought, they are sent to Procrustes bed for proper fitting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procrustes
We must all ‘fit’ into the system of the collective.
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